Phil works for Microsoft and helps developers get the best out of Microsoft technology.
There you sit, it's a Wednesday morning and before you is the code another developer has left you. At first you can't believe your eyes, perhaps you misread it... No ... He really did write it like that ... Crap Code.
In this session we'll explore Crap Code that we've come across in the past few years of Consulting, the problems it causes and the solutions to the idiocy of other developers.
You'll laugh, you'll cry - but most of all, you'll come out of the session realising you're a pretty damn good developer.
If you're waiting around for users to tell you about problems with your website or application, you're only seeing a tiny fraction of all the problems that are actually occurring. The proverbial tip of the iceberg.""
We've come up with a series of methodologies and practices that can help you take your development and support to the next level.
It'll be an ... Exceptional ... session. (Sorry).